Trailer Disclosure

If you do not want your trailer or your car or you exposed, then please fix and clean your trailer up, clean yourself up, clean your car up, and maybe you wont be laughed at so much! Please make sure to click "older posts" When you get to the end so that you will see all the beautiful content!!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

An apology and a request for help.

I'd like to seriously apologize for not posting much here on trailer fun and adventures, as I have been so busy with my other blog. I have been taking tons of pictures, but unfortunately not any new trailers. I still have a bunch that I have never posted, but I didn't want to put your run of the mill trailers up all the time.

I'd like to reassure every one that I have not abandoned this blog, I just have been busy with the other photography and maintaining my other blog.

I would like your help though for any of you in new york state. Can any of you recommend some good places where I can find a unique trailer? Maybe you live near a really run down shack that deserves a spot on here, or maybe you've heard of some wild trailer park antics going on in a park near you? I'm open to exploring basically anywhere in new york state, but It's always easiest to reach roughly a 100 mile radius around Syracuse.

With a little help and support from you, I hope to be back up and running here, so we can all start laughing again!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Photo Submission!

I couldnt pass this up, I love taking higher quality pictures of trailers, but a very special reader sent this to me and I just HAD to post it!

Here is an excerpt from her wonderful email!

"Hi,
I have a pic that I took a few years ago that I think would fit in on your site....it was taken in Cortland NY and the last time I went by the trailer was gone. The objects that are on the home are plastic strainers, bowls, trays you name it.......they are all painted white.
I am sorry that I didn't get a pic of the out building. It was an open building that had a shrine sort of thing built in the center....and on it was a tiered plastic statue made of several strainers bowls etc.
I have attached the photo. "


I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did! I'm truly sorry I have been weak on updates, although I do have many trailers to post! I've just been so hard at work over at Mr. Condescending.


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Trailers in Syracuse and Cicero. (some very unique ones)

Well, Ive been slacking about posting trailer pics up, but don't think for a second that I havent been capturing these treats!

hah these two trailer idiots were lookin' at me funny.


Typical trailer idiot outside his trailer with his trailer wife and trailer dog.





Such beautiful architecture. These two trailers above were completely new designs that I've never run across before! Always a rare treat.

This troof was particularly well done. I had to capture it in a certain light to get it to reflect the natural beauty.
I don't completely understand what the motive behind this design was.

This has like a little sidecar on it. It looks like some really smart person probably lives there.

One of the smallest trailers i've ever seen.


You may recognize this from Mr C's Trailer Park. This was the actual trailer. I dub it a 'track' (trailer shack).


Gotta love the 'Reserved Parking'.


click on this one above, which is also from Mr C's trailer park. Notice the utility line going directly into the side of the trailer!


I toned up this beauty too, and gave a california cool look to it.


The spanish tiles really had me fooled into thinking this 'tracienda' was something else!


Love the flannel shirt draped over the propane tank.

I resurrected this trailer from an old post, but had to laugh again at it. This was captured in oswego ny.


The creative amish silhouette kinda looks lke E.T. headed up into the sky doesnt it!?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Loser Images I've taken around Utica, Rome, Syracuse and Beyond

check out my page at flickr, where I just put up some nice pictures of random people on the streets. They all look so depressed and upset.

If you see a photo that you like, please don't hesitate to comment on it. Let me know how you like them.

I recently Mr. Condescending, But I've taken more as well.






Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Trailer Adventures in Cortland, Earlville, Auburn and Beyond

Wow, I have been traveling through so many trailer parks over the last couple weeks, it has worn me out. I got some real nice beauties to expose for you, and I even came across some trendy trailer designs that I've never seen before!

You'll see:

  • NASCAR THEMED TRAILERS
  • ORNAMENTS
  • NEW TRENDY DESIGNS
  • AND MORE!

First off, I wanted to show my british readers that I found a union jack and I believe a scottish flag to the left.



This guy wishes he could make his trailer a trouse, but he really just made an even stupider looking trailer. Look at that big butterfly on the gable, its so creative!


Another example of a guy wishing he could afford to turn his trailer into a house. What is the point of this roof, to house more nascar memorabilia in the roof?

This picture below, you may have to click on to zoom in. Take a look at the door, its extra classy and really makes this home look like a million bucks. In trailer money! haha.


This purple beauty you may recognize from the trailer park I built for my blog friends. Its super sexy and purpley.



Ahh, here you have a fine wood trailer. Oh and you can get a glimpse of Mr C at work!



For some reason this looks like an aquarium exhibit to me, im not sure why though.



I liked the rolling top of the trailer on the left, I can imagine the trailer engineers coming up with this creative design.


This thing is real perty. I would feel like a real winner bringing a girl back home here. I bet they have sex in the front room with the funhouse window, and pretend their midgets or somethin.


This was definitely one of the newer designs I've ever seen. Looks like a rhombus shaped trailer!
There should be a geometry class held in the trailer park.


Ahh, I promised you nascar! Nascar you get!




By the way, these were the parks I visited.





I love the beautiful chair setting in front of this fine trailer. So cute and charming. And trashy!




If you click on this trailer, You'll see the words ABC written on the top of it.






The bright candle on this trailer might act as a beacon for weary travelers trying to get through the fog created by the missing exhaust pipes on the innumerable camaro's, mid 90's caravans and rusty dodge neons.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Oh its a wonderful day in the trailer world!

Pretty nice day out today! It gets me in the mood where I don't mind working and sure don't mind capturing some trailer people either. I get coffee in the morning generally, but I'll tell you one thing I hate...making it myself at a convience store. I HATE having to touch those lids because you know so many other people grabbed em with their grubby little trailer hands.


So I went to dunkin donuts to get a coffee. In front of me was this big bootylicious donut babe. I like a little junk in the trunk but holy shit this was like a landfill.














I captured two trailers that are actually police stations!





Then just captured a few losers about town.


This lady above needs to read, probably because her social security check doesnt come for another 10 days and she can't afford to do anything else!!!




These two slimmies above are headed into the gym for their daily workout. Oh wait, actually they are heading into a burger king. Could have fooled me!









Wipe that smirk off your face, im not the paparazzi!





So sexy!!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

More Trailers Exposed! Rome NY

Beautiful weather out today in upstate ny! I couldn't resist going out this morning and capturing some daily white trash out losering around!





First I spotted this successful man wheeling around in a tricycle.


Then I watched as this cool cat glided along the road doin' big things!


I had to capture the latest clothing trends as well, because this hot mama was struttin her stuff on the walmart catwalk. The panty line held its form even as it strained to hold in the hotness!



Just an oil change and a few spark plugs and this truck is ready to roll!




Ahhhh the 'shady grove' trailer park. According to the sign, you have to be a resident to leave trash on the property.


The shady grove triler park's sponser clearly has a lot of work cut out for him.



Notice the cute ornaments all lined up!


Cute as a button! Three buttons!



Yeah you moron, keep weed wackin your way to prosperity!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I would be depressed too

You may need to click on this pic to enlarge it, but check out the poor girl sitting on the steps to the right. I would be depressed too if I had to live in that dump. Hopefully she makes something of herself someday. I would suggest Stripping.

Bottle Return Idiot, Trailer Pool, and Loser Motorist





Bottle Return Idiot, Trailer Pool, and Loser Motorist- Respectfully.

Bottle Return loser captured in Liverpool NY, at Wegmans

Trailer Pool Captured in Georgetown NY

Loser Motorist Captured on I-81 in Syracuse.

A Sunny Drive Through IdiotVille

The other day I had to drive through some backwoods towns by the name of South Otselic, Smyrna, Scot, Cincinnatus, and Pharsalia. I was pleasantly surprised by all the free entertainment, and captured the best for you to enjoy as well!!




I Love how the cheap plastic lawn chair is set outside in the front. You know some hot trailer babe is usually out there tanning her fupa!


Behind these grand gates lies a majestic estate. (Yeah maybe for Matt and Amy Roloff!)


I wouldn't be surprised if that clothesline is helping hold the trailer up!




Someone parked this gorgeous estate right on the side of the road. I would suggest turning it into either a roadside food stand, or a tourist gift shop selling homemade velveeta, kool aid stain removal wipes, and cigarettes.



'Reflecto Silver' Must be the new "in" color for the new home designer!